Archive for September, 2009

Are Runners More Attractive People?

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

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Of course they are.  Just look at this sexy picture of me.  You don’t look like that not being a runner.  Runners are more fit than the general population; therefore they have more attractive bodies.  However, there are many other things that determine how attractive people are other than body shape.  So are runners really attractive?

Most fair skinned people want to be more tan.  Runners do it outside, so they are more susceptible to the sun and darkening their hue.  Therefore, fair skinned runners become more attractive than the general fair-skinned population.  Being fair is so not hot.

Runners often shower more than non-runners.  I’m predominantly an evening runner so I have to shower twice a day.  I haven’t seen any negative effects to my skin but studies have shown that the more you wash your hair the more likely it is to become weak or frayed.  Runners run the risk of having less attractive hair.  At least our skin is silky smooth though!  Oh yeah.

Running is a great stress reliever which usually gives runners a better attitude and outlook on life than the non-running population.  Attitude and a positive outlook can be very important to attraction.  It’s like Vincent Vega in ‘Pulp Fiction’ says when asked why he doesn’t eat pig, “Pig’s a filthy animal. I don’t dig on filthy animals.”  Jules Winnfield, “Dog’s a filthy animal.”  Vincent Vega, “Dogs got a personality.  Personality goes a long way.”  Well there you have it.  Runner’s can be filthy and still be attractive.  Forget about showering twice a day!

Runners are usually people that like to set goals and strive to accomplish them.  You know what other types of people set goals and work hard to accomplish them?  Successful people.  Success is so hot.  Just look at Donald Trump and then look at his wife.  Exactly.

So if you want to become more attractive then start running.  Or just sit provocatively in front of a fireplace like I do.  60% of the time it works all the time.  Oh yeah.

Running Through the Marathon Wall

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

You’ve heard of “hitting the wall” in a Marathon, but why don’t you “run through the wall?”  I know, usually if you hit a wall you want to go over it or around it, but when running a Marathon you need to run right through it.  Don’t worry about what is on the other side or how bad it is going to hurt.  Just think like a Marine by not thinking and charge right through the wall.  Don’t even look for a door.  Doors are for the Air Force.

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During a Marathon you’ll typically hit the wall between mile 18-20 and it may last until mile 22-25.5.  That’s almost as long as the Great Wall over there in China!  The fact is, everyone hits the wall, the difference is how you push through it.  The “wall distance” is a great place to pick up time and pass your competitors.  They’re probably just waiting until they find the door to the wall.  Doors are for suckers.

The first thing to do when you feel the wall is to find someone else this is running a pace a little faster than yours and draft off of them.  Sit behind them the whole time you are feeling your wall.  Pacing off of someone else is a perfect way to not let your mind start thinking about the wall and slowing down.  Drafting will also give you that little extra boost your need by cutting down the wind resistance.  Why is wind always resistant?

During the wall is a great time to get the nutrients and hydration you need.  You may have slowed down your pace a bit so take this opportunity to grab everything you need at the water stations.   After fueling up you’ll feel rejuvenated and be ready to make your final push to the finish!

The hardest part of the wall is the mental aspect.  It’s best to not think about the wall.  We all know there is a wall, you’ve known for 18 miles that it was going to come, but that doesn’t mean you need to think or worry about it.  Put yourself on cruise control.  Just sit behind someone with a good pace and cruise.  You’ll know when you feel the end is near and its time for that last gear….to run as fast as a dear, with your vision so clear, and your mouth salivating for a carbo loaded beer.

How to Find a Good Running Partner

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Finding the right running partner is just like finding the perfect “significant partner” or a good business partner, you need someone who is similar to you, but also has differences that motivate you to perform better.  The best place to find a good running partner is at your local running club because you live close to the other runners, you can determine ability levels easily, and you both enjoy running.  Once you think you’ve found that special someone there are a couple of things you should think about before making this big commitment.  60% of all running partnerships end in divorce, don’t become a statistic.

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Pace: Of course you need to run with a partner that has like abilities, but every one of your running partners are different.  I have some running partners that are good for long easy runs, some that are better for a 5-mile tempo run, or some running friends that are fit for a track work out.  Think about the type of work out you are looking for and base your running partner decision accordingly.  A work out is a horrible thing to waste.

Proximity: Pick someone who lives close to you.  Studies have shown that people that are in close proximity of each other become closer friends than those who don’t.  Science is so amazing.  Driving to meet a running partner can be counter productive if the time spent to get to your partner is not worth the increase in productivity in your run.  I prefer to find a running partner that lives within “running distance” of me.  Of course that could be like 20 miles for a dude like this.

Accountable: Accountability is the most important aspect of any type of partner, but especially for a running partner.  Your running partner needs to be someone who won’t take your excuses for why you can’t run or why you want to run less than planned.  Also, make sure your running partner is someone who will always be ready to run when plans are made.  If they break a running date with you don’t get upset.  Get out there and run anyways.  Even go for a run with another running partner just to make your original partner jealous.  Playing games is fun.

Personality: You need someone who you like being around.  I especially like running with a partner on long, easy runs because it makes it more enjoyable to have a good conversation on the run.  Don’t base your decision on a running partner solely on ability.  Ability may be great now, but everyone loses it with age, it’s better to pick your partner based on personality.  It’s what’s on the inside that matters and will last a lifetime.  At least that’s what I’m hoping…because my insides are so awesome!

So make your running more enjoyable and find the right running partner for you.  Isn’t it about time you started looking for that special someone?

Edward Norton to Run a NYC Marathon

Friday, September 11th, 2009

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That’s Edward Norton jacked up in “American History X.”  Edward Norton has gone from skinny to muscular and then back to skinny a number of times.  It’s tough being a famous Hollywood actor.  Now he’s taking on something more difficult, running the New York City Marathon.  Anyone can make millions of dollars acting like they are someone else, but how many people can say they’ve run a marathon?  Only really cool people.

In the article with CNN, Edward said that he wanted to be in better shape for his 40th birthday than he was on his 30th birthday.  No small feat for someone who is always in great shape.  So he decided that running a marathon was the best way to measure his fitness level.  I agree.  I’ve lifted weights intensely once for about a year and was able to bench over 300 pounds, but I never felt as fit as I do from running.  Running a marathon is a great way to measure your endurance and put your body to the test.  I hope you pass, Ed.

Another reason Edward Norton is running the New York Marathon is to benefit the Maasi Wilderness Conservation Trust protecting the land of the Maasi tribe.  In order to prepare for the Marathon, Edward went to Africa to train with this African tribe famous for its runners.  I’m sure it was an amazing experience.  Not only did Edward get to do experience this life changing event, but he is also raising money for charity.  Way to leverage your celebrity Edward Norton.

Now I just need to figure out how to leverage my Internet celebrity status…

Running with a Competitive Spirit

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Sometimes other runners are impressed with my running prowess.  I’m not sure why, I’m not the fastest runner around; although, I would classify myself as a local hero.  I don’t win any races, but can place in the top 3 in a local race of about 1000 or less, and always finish in the top 1 percent of every race I run, no matter how large or how competitive; that’s my mantra.  The last race I trained for was a half-marathon in which I ran a 1:24.  Since then I got a knee injury, but ran a 10K in 38:15 with limited training due to the knee which never allowed me to run more than 5 miles.  Jerky knee.  I don’t consider those times fast or very impressive, I would classify them as close to spectacular.  I like living close to spectacular.  Being spectacular is too much work.

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So why am I close to spectacular at running?  Because I’m not spectacular of course.  Seriously though, is it genes, training, environment, or physical attributes?  Well, my father ran track in college, so I do have running in my genes, but neither of my brothers have ever been much of runners.  I have been running rather consistently for 18 years so I would say I have a large base to pull from, but my training for races isn’t a secret formula.  Usually 5 days a week with a tweaked “expert” training schedule; however, I don’t do anything else to train but run.  No special diet, no heart monitors, no cross-training, just running.  My environment has been rather good for running, living in Georgia for most of my life with a good bit of hills, but I did live in downtown Los Angeles for 4 years where it was all flat, smoggy, and full of stoplights.  I also was in Iraq for 15 months with the same conditions as Los Angeles minus the stoplights.  Now that I think about it, there weren’t any stoplights in the whole country.  Even in the large cities.  Not that we as the US Army would have cared, we would have just driven through them anyway.  And lastly, it isn’t physical attributes.  I’m 5’10”, 155 pounds, not ultra skinny, not fat, but I do have a stronger heart than most (I have so much love to give), but hands the size of a girl’s (I’ll never be a professional guitar player), and normal legs, so obviously physical attributes don’t make me a local hero.  So what is it?

Competitive Spirit.  We all have it, some of us just choose to use it more than others.  I’m personally always competing.  I’m tracking my words per minute right now.  I’m winning.  Seriously though, you have to be competitive in your races and your training to reach your running potential.  For training I’m not saying you always have to run a fast pace, time yourself on every run, and always be about to die at the end, but you do have to keep yourself accountable.  You have to always push it without letting yourself slow down or walk.  You also have to take that first step out the door no matter how you feel.  Compete against yourself in sticking with a running plan.  Don’t let other factors in your life tell you what to do.  I bet your boss doesn’t run under 6 minute miles so why listen to him/her?

You have to want to compete in every race.  Whether it is against other racers, the race course, or yourself, you must have that competetitive spirit.  You have to go into every race knowing that you are going to leave it all out on the race course.  You have to push yourself harder than anyone else.  It doesn’t matter how much training you’ve done or if you are genetically made to run, it only matters how well you run and finish the race.  You have to want it.  You have to want to be your best.  Even on a half-marathon I am out of breath and tired by mile 2.  Because I am always pushing it.  Competing until I cross the finish line.  Then after crossing the finish line challenging other runners to bannana eating contests.  I’m always competing.

So get that competitive spirit and reach your running potential!  Don’t you want to be impressive?

How to Avoid the Crowd in Running a Race

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Stop following the crowd.  You’re such a follower.  Weave through the crowd and be your own runner.  We’ve all been in tight races before when we have to dodge other runners to run the pace we want.  The shorter the race, the more important a good start is, so use these tips to ensure you don’t have to alter your stride for anyone.  I alter my stride for no one…except roots, rocks, curbs, potholes….

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Early Arrival: Arrive at the start line early to get a good spot.  Even in races with corrals it can be imperative to be at the beginning of the corral.  A typical 10K can have a corral with a range of 36 to 42 minute runners, a whole minute a mile difference between the top runner and the 41:59 qualifying runner.  Make sure you position yourself in the right spot of your corral.  Cows know how to do it, so why can’t we runners figure it out?

Size it up: If you are in a smaller race without corrals you want to make sure you are starting around runners of the same ability.  Size up your competition.  Look for a grouping of people who match your age and sex.  Then look at what the other runners are wearing.  If you are wearing basketball shorts and everyone around you has on short running shorts then you are probably in the wrong group.  Or have really embarrassing looking thighs.

Be a FrontRunner: If you know you will be one of the top runners in the race then don’t worry about getting to the start early or sizing anyone up.  You’re better than everyone.  Just do your stretches, move toward the start line, and begin doing your strides to loosen up.  When it’s almost race time and other racers are lining up, just squeeze yourself in the front.  If you say “excuse me” you can do anything you want.  Just act like you’re the fastest guy or girl out there.  Run with swag.

Look in Front of You: If you find yourself in a tight start and a need to weave through the crowd always be looking 10 to 20 feet in front of yourself.  Plan your next move and execute it.

Run Sideways: One of the best ways to maneuver your body through a crowd is to move your shoulders perpendicular to your waist to get around someone.  I use this move so often in running that I use it in everyday life too.  It allows me to walk on the sidewalks a couple of MPH faster than everyone else.

Run on the Sidewalk: In very large races where you are stuck behind slower runners it is perfectly fine to run on the sidewalk.  You are probably using more energy than the other runners and traveling the same distance so it’s not cheating.  I once ran the first 3 miles of a half marathon on the sidewalk because of a late start due to bathroom issues.  I judge a race by how accessible and how long the bathrooms are.  I know what’s important to me.  Georiga ING:  Fail.

Run Alone: Race yourself.  Then no one will be in your way and you win everytime!

Frogtown Trail Challenge, Oct 10th

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

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It’s a challenge.  Don’t you want to challenge yourself?  I ran with swag on the Frogtown Trail Challenge race course about two months ago and had a great time.  I can’t wait to run the Frogtown Trail Challenge Race on October 10th!  The race course has been built by a group of trail runners who have put in a lot of hard work on private land to make a fresh, pristine, challenging, trail running course.  This is why you need to run the Frogtown Trail Challenge, because it’s like blazing the trail but you don’t have to do any of the blazing.  It’s tough to find a trail run that isn’t worn down and is only technical because of exposed roots and rocks.  This race is technical because you are running over and through anything in your path.  On the race course there is ditch jumping, log hopping, rope swinging, creek crossing, stream running, mountain climbing, branch dodging, hay hurdling, trail trudging, mud meddling, and any other present perfect verb you can think of.  Bottom line:  “This ain’t your momma’s trail race!”  Good, my Mom’s trail races are pretty tame and usually non-existent.

The Frogtown Trail Challenge has a new name, new format, and definitely new challenges.  It was previously named the “Trail Race for Camp Grace.”  There is a 10 mile and 4 mile course so any type of runner looking for some adventure should run this race.  If you are traveling from far, thanks for visiting Cumming, GA just outside of Atlanta, come up the night before and camp out on site for only $5 bucks.  There will be porta johns but no running water available so bring your own bottled water.  To entertain you there will be a concert and bonfire on Friday night before the race!  Don’t worry though, it will be lights out at 10 pm.  You have a race to run in the morning!

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Register for this great trail running challenge:  $15 for the 4-mile, $20 for the 10-mile, and $25 for race day entry.  You can register online at Active.com, Big Peach Running Shoe Stores in Atlanta, or by mail in entry form.  So convenient.  If you don’t register in time, the booth will open at 6:45 on raceday morning for raceday registration and packet pick-up.  All participants will receive a long sleeved color technical shirt letting all your friends know that you accepted the Frogtown Challenge; that’s worth like $100 bucks right there!  What a great value for the race entry; and you don’t even have to worry about paying for race photos, photos will be free and downloadable!  All the proceeds from the race will benefit Georgia Sheriff’s Youth Homes and Christian Runners organizations.

I can’t wait to run this race, I’ll be there for sure and you should run it too.  But you don’t have to take my word for it.  Check out a couple of quotes from runners that have already run this great course!

“A true test of skills – balance, uneven terrain running, climbing.  Get a good taste of what a real adventure race would feel like but without all the orienteering, rappelling, canoeing, etc.”  Adventure race without all those non-running activities.  Brilliant!  Non-running activities are for losers.  You want to be a winner don’t you?

“Run for your life.  This is not about racing, it’s about survival.”  A little extreme of a quote, but I agree.  Although there are some very fast sections in this course, just finishing is an great accomplishment.  A challenge for all levels of runners!

So take on this trail challenge!  Stop messing around and get serious.

2010 Georgia XTERRA Trail Run Series: “Bull Mountain Trail Run.”

Friday, September 4th, 2009

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It’s here.  It’s upon us.  The 2010 Georgia XTERRA Trail Run Series begins September 27th with a 13.1 mile run through the woods of Bull Mountain.  I’m excited.  I moved to Georgia too late to participate in the first half of the series last year, so I look forward to competing in the entire series this year.  I’ll actually be in the less competitive category of 30-34 year old.  Your race age for the 2010 series is based on your age on December 31st, 2010.  My December 2nd birthday barely gets me in there in the 30-34 category.  This is the first time in my life being in an older category has resulted in slower runners, ever since I was a kid each age group got faster and faster.  I guess I’ve reached the running pinnacle, it’s all downhill from here; I still prefer to charge the uphills.

The race is to be held at Camp Wahsega 4-H Center in Dahlonega, Georgia.  This camp nestled in the North Georgia mountains is a true gem.  Dahlonega is one of my favorite places to enjoy the outdoors.  The beauty of an area like Bull Mountain is definitely something you don’t want to miss.  The race has single track, double track, and Forest Service off-road running.  The course contains rolling hills, climbs, creek crossings, roots, and some technical sections.  Great for any trail runner wanting a little bit of a challenge.  The well groomed system of trails with gentle slopes and beautiful scenery will leave you breathless if the 13.1 miles doesn’t.  Any level of trail runner is encouraged to participate and enjoy the scenery; however, you must be able to walk 16 minute miles in order to get an official time.

Medals and prizes will be handed out to the top 3 overall finishers for males and females.  Also medals will be handed out to the top 3 finishers in each age and sex category.  All race participants will receive a sweet “Dri-Fit” T-shirt that lets everyone know that you are an extreme trail runner.  So register before the 15th to take advantage of the lowest entry price of $40. Price goes to $45 if you register after the 15th online and is $50 on race day.

Come out and run this awesome race.  Bull Mountain is one of the first areas I ever went mountain biking and is now going to be one of the first areas that I win my 30 year old age group!  Hope 30 is just as dirty.  See you at this awesome trail race!

New XTERRA Colorado Trail Run Series set for October 3rd!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

It’s finally upon us, the Inaugural XTERRA Marathon of Trail Races at Cheyenne Mountain State Park in Colorado Springs, Colorado on October 3rd, 2009!  Why is Colorado just getting an XTERRA Trail Race Series now?  I’m not sure.  Maybe XTERRA was waiting until they got the right group of people to put this trail race series together or maybe XTERRA isn’t as extreme as we all thought they were.  Hopefully that is not the case.  Obviously there is a lot of great Trail Running in Colorado, SeriousRunning.com alone has over 100 Trail Runs listed in Colorado!  It looks like now we can list some pretty sweet trail races in Colorado too.

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This exciting course will be run at the brand new Cheyenne Mountain State Park which is nestled in the landscape that inspired the song “America the Beautiful.”  Maybe the beauty will inspire you to run faster…hopefully not to look at it all.  You better register for the full marathon just to make sure you don’t run too fast past the beauty.  The Cheyenne Mountain State Park XTERRA Trail Run will have a full marathon, half-marathon, and 5K option.  The full marathon will be two loops of the half-marathon course so you don’t miss any of the diverse nature in this prairie to peak eco-system.

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Don’t just run this race for the beauty though, run it to win.  The Inaugural XTERRA Marathon of Trail Races and earn points for the overall XTERRA Colorado Trail Run Series champion which will include races through 2010.  Your race age is your age on December 31st of 2010, pretty sweet if you want to move up to the slower age category.  There will be at least 3 races in the series and you must run 2 to qualify.  Only the longest distance in each event will count for points, so you better run the full marathon on October 3rd if you want to win the regional series title.  Be the hero of your region!

In addition to being able to say you ran the Inaugural XTERRA Colorado Trail Race Series you also will receive a Zorrel technical race T-shirt, Inaugural finisher medal, good food, and an entry into the raffle for swag items.  Remember, you can’t buy running swag so this is could be a great way to gain some swag.  You can purchase an entry into this awesome race online from now until September 30th.  Marathon is $65, Half-Marathon is $45, and the 5K is $25.

So be a part of history and run this great new race!  It’s going to be a great time.  Stop learning about history and make it!

Getting Over the Running Hump

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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I feel like running poop.  Please don’t think literally about that.  This past week I was very busy and didn’t run as much as I should have.  The previous week I had been running more miles on but my knees weren’t quite ready for it.  Currently I have running goals, but I don’t have a specific date or event to train for so my running has been lackluster.  I don’t have anything “making” me run.  I do what I want.  I may have even been a little tired of running; “MAY” have been.  But all it takes is about 5 days of no or low mileage running for me to feel really lethargic and unhealthy.  Only 5 days and I have the running ich back.  It’s almost like an addiction.  I’m excited for my medium distance run tonight.  I even text messaged a running friend saying, “Ready 4 a great run 2nite?!”  I’m efficient with my text messaging.

The sweat, the heavy breathing, the strain on your muscles is what I run for.  No shower can make me feel as clean as I do after a long, sweaty run.  It feels like my whole body is pushing negative energy out of it.  I may be a super hero of some sort.

I love the simplicity of running.  It slows everything down around you.  It’s just you and the run, no blackberry, no computer, no one else if you don’t want them there.  Just you and your run; and you get to pick the route.  You lucky dog!

I am ready to push myself on a run.  Running sucks for the first step; and don’t kid yourself, it sucks for most of the other steps too, but the finish is what I run for.  The accomplishment of doing something that was difficult for a time period knowing that the end result will be more valuable.  That’s called being a long-term investor.  No wonder runners typically tend to be affluent.  They are long-run investors.

I’m excited, I’m motivated and ready to get my run back on.  If you are feeling a little tired of running, take a couple of days to run really low or no mileage.  You’ll miss it.  What should you do in the meantime?  Sit at your computer and surf running websites of course.